the way to dusty death.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

=New Year-

srry guys for not being able to "feng" with u all
so here is wad happened to me last night plus this morning

reach bugis ard 7pm, have to walk to somewhere near beach road to join the whole lotz of relative for steamboat.
i snatch a bit of fishball, corn, beef from them
only to really start eating ard 8pm.
eat until the boat burned, then continue at another table...
10pm le i still not full, but they wanna go squeeze with ppl to see millons of dollar burn in the sky (a single firework i think is ard 15K)
so we start our journey to padang

i dun even know which road we take to padang,
but there one part that is the most interesting
and dangerous
used underpass to cross the road.....
down the escalator is alrite
up is the fun part
ppl from the padang side swarm to esplande
so our way up is their way down to esplande
the entrance/exit is cramp with ppl, to the extent...
ppl going up (we), cannot move out
imagine la, the ppl at the top all stop at the exact point where the escalator ends
cus alot of ppl wanna go down
until they occupied OUR EXIT!!!!!!!!
more and more ppl going up the escalator
1 cannot move become 2, 2 become 4, 4 become the whole escalator!!!
plus...no one stop the escalator
but hor, though alot ppl become sardines
IM NOT!
when the accident starts, i left with bout 1/4 of the trip up.
as soon as the gradient change to flat land
i jumped onto the handrail, and sat there for a while
turned back to see another guy wanted to do wad i did
but failed
in the end i think he kanna stampeded
opps
not so heng as me :P
jumping down from the handrail
heard a lady said.....better zip my bag
-_-"
in this kind of situation she instead of complaining bout the sardines packing
she care bout her bag
hahahahaha

so now fast forward to padang
wanna squeeze up to the bridge
but got police barricading
they only open up when the ppl at the top moved to the middle of the bridge
however, once ppl start getting up they close again
why?
bcus STUPID PPL PUSH lor
slowly go up, open
push, close lor
easy, yet they dun understand
the situation is bad until 3 other policemen came over from the other side
the ppl keep pushing, n pushing until my cousin wanted to bash them le
so i change place with all my cousins, with me behind
though even there are 2 female cousins, except for a 7 yr old cousin, all are in term taller and bigger in size than me
(poor me not enough food to eat)
but good la
with me behind, they suffered lesser pushing

ppl, next time wanna go such place, find a group of bballer or rugby players
bballer are good at blocking out; lowering the cg, or even use butt
as for rugby, ask them go ram ppl can le la or form barrier to hold the ladies in

while im behind, i also opened up a way for a fainting girl
ppl always take advantage de
the girl comes from my right, going to the left
so the open space is infront of me la
the moment the father n the daughter proceeded to my left, the space infront popped out 5 gals with a APNN in the middle O.0

finally can hear a policeman spew vulgarities
"ehh CB u dun push arh!!!! u push again u go out!!! KNN!"
while pointing his baton at the APNN in the midst of ladies

but the girl directly infront of me oso not automatic le lor
i did open up a lot of space between me and my relatives, so there shld be alot of space!!!!
dunno why she want to stand so close to me, and talking to the fren on the left and right
with her hair slashing my face T_T

so when we are almost reaching the police barricade
they announced no more space, cannot go up le
so with me now at the front (back originally) , i rammed my way through
cannot go up so we jus find some spot on the grass n wait lor

countdown lo
first the fireworks
i only like the red lanterns floating in the sky
and the
the golden shower

while the fireworks are still going on
gluttony cousin said "christmas le meh?"
whahahah
he seriously time lag
and some of us started screaming at the bombs in the sky
which sound like rapist on the loose

i bet the ang mohs think s'porean siao de

on the way back to bugis (walk hor)
walk past APNNs, singing "merry merry christmas, merry merry christmas"
we immediately push gluttony cousin to them
hahaha
didnt know he in the same leauge as them
whahahahha

walk until stucked
again i detached from the lots
cut off by alot of APNNs and a gang of beng/seng
damn DL liao, cus this time not me alone cut off, ah-toot is with me
so i decided to cut cut cut through the ppl

too many ppl le, cannot move
so we walked back to padang
continue to city hall (opposite direction to bugis)
then from there walked to bugis (double distance!)
nah, everyday like that walk, no kick!

First place of interests to visit this year is.................
Geylang
not that kind of thing la
but is to have the first tao hwey of the year la
surprisingly, chicken still work on public hols, furthermore it New Year.

Reach home at 2008 Jan 1 3:20am
and just finished an ant-infested bread for brunch